Let me just take a moment to congratulate myself on actually keeping up with this blog thing!  I must admit, when I started it I wasn't sure how long it would last.  I had the best intentions, but sometimes I run out of time for things like this what with all my other projects. (Such as the second Kailey book - which is now DONE!)  And I also must thank my loyal readers who keep reading no matter how boring or trivial my posts get, and for always commenting!  I love reading the comments and it's nice to see who's actually reading this thing!
Anyways, on to today.  I turned down a job this morning for a first grade bilingual class.  I subbed in this teacher's class last year and I remembered how some of his plans were in Spanish, and that I was expected to teach reading and science in Spanish.  I muddled through solely because I do know some Spanish, but I just did not want to deal with that stress/annoyance today.  So I turned it down, and for a while I was thinking I might end up with no job, but then I got a call for an afternoon in a third grade in Keizer (all in English as well!)
It was a fairly easy day.  I taught a reading group of 10 students (all the third grade ability grouped so lots of my class left and a few additional ones came in), then supervised a science activity with the original class and then they went home.  There was this one kid in the reading group that was exhasting!  He was a good kid, he always followed directions and he did his work but he could just NOT sit still!!  I was constantly telling him to sit down, put the toy away, follow along, etc.  He always did it, but just lost his focus about 1 minute later.  So I couldn't really be mad at him - he was trying - it was just tiring.  It's what I imagine my friend Donna would have been like as a child.
For the science project, the kids had to pick an item in the room and describe it (color, smell, weight, size, shape, etc.) and then write a riddle so others could try to figure out what item they chose.  They all got pretty into it, and lots of them shared their riddles - and I couldn't figure out any of them!  One in particular was interesting - I don't believe he completely listened to the instructions.  His riddle went something like this: "It's kinda smelly, it's green, and it's all over the room."  Figured out your answer yet?  A fart.  Yeah.  Third grade people.  That's what goes through their heads.  I said, "It's green?!".  He laughed and said yes.  Then I made some lame statement about how they were supposed to choose an object in the room not a bodily function and moved on really quickly.  Still shaking my head over that one.
A Long Long Sleep
13 years ago
 
2 comments:
Ha! Yes, as a mother of 2 little boys, I'm sad to say I can well imagine them finding great humor in that riddle. The green thing is very cartoonish (is that a real word?). Bummer about the wiggle worm. Can you picture that kid trying to sit through a church service? Wowsers!
Have a good Friday!
Rhonda
Oh my! Some kids will use any assignment to figure out a way to entertain the class. You definitely handled it well with little comment and moving right along... I wonder if you'll have any major wigglers tomorrow. They're hard to avoid.
Love you!!! MOM
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