Stiches

Alright, I stink at updating this.  I have no motivation because I don't think anybody really reads it.  I feel a little bad that I haven't written down interesting things from the last year or so of subbing for myself though.

Regardless, today I had to write something because.... it happened again!

A student noticed something about my lip!

Every year since I came to Salem to substitute I've had at least one student think my lip was curious or odd.  I'm continually surprised by this because never ONCE while I was growing up did anyone comment on my lip.  Not in middle school.  Not in high school.  Not ever.  I'd never really thought about how my lip was a different shape than others'.  When I substituted in Astoria, no one ever said anything.  However, in Salem, it's noticed all the time!  What is it about my lip in this town?  I do not know.

Anyway, today in a fourth grade class who started the day out beautifully and deteriorated into chatty-chatty-chattiness(!) by the afternoon, one girl helped keep the tradition alive.  She and a couple other girls came up to the front to ask me a question as the class was cleaning up.  The girl asked me, "What happened to your lip?"  I replied with (the now traditional) answer of, "Nothing, that's just how my lip looks."  She then added, "It looks like you had to have stitches!"

Interesting.

And new.

At least my lip continues to challenge the "norm" for lips in Salem-Keizer.

With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility

Today I realized that I have a super power.  I am already crafting plans for my superhero costume.  Because you see, today I learned I have the power of listening to two stories at once.  (Come on, be impressed!)

This afternoon I was in a second grade class full of kiddos I knew from last year, and let me tell you, 7-year-olds can get excited!  I was instantly greeted by hugs and smiles and excited exclamations of one thing or another.  It took quite a while to get in the room and settled!  At one point, 2 kids started to tell me a story at the same time.  What's funny about kids is that they have absolutely no awareness of people around them!  So these two kids are literally standing right next to each other, and they pay not one lick of attention to the fact that this other kid is also blurting out a story.  Neither of them take a breath as they're regaling me with their tales, so I have no choice but to just nod along as I look back and forth between the two.  Surprisingly, as they finish, I realize that I actually know what both of them have told me!  So there you have it, my amazing super power at work!

Now help me think of a superhero name?

I Wish it Was Christmas

Well, I don't exactly, not yet at least.  Time goes by fast enough I don't really want to lose 2+ months of my life.  But one of my students today apparently does, as "I wish it was Christmas" was her comment to a friend when returning to the room from PE.

So!  It's been an age since I've written a blog.  It was around this time last year when I quit after being overwhelmed with the task of teaching full time (and planning!) as well as completing my master's degree.  Even when my long-term sub job was over and I completed my degree, I never did get back into the habit.  So here we go, I will try again. Today was actually my 9th day back to subbing, and perhaps I'll go back and write entries for those earlier dates, but let's fact it - that might not happen!  (Just being realistic here!)

Today though, today I can do.

I just worked the morning today for a 4th grade class which is team taught by two teachers.  I really only taught one subject and basically just facilitated the rest of the day.  I led this Interactive Read Aloud lesson based on the book A Drop of Water and the theme of interesting vocabulary.  Interactive Read Alouds come from a curriculum program that many (all?) of the schools in our district use.  The curriculum provides the book to read as well as questions to ask and have students discuss throughout.  They focus of each lesson varies, from genre, to predicting, to comparing/contrasting, to vocabulary, and on.  They are great to be left for a sub since they're already pretty well laid out in the curriculum and easy to follow.  Today's however had some of the more awkward questions of the ones I've seen/taught.  It was a lengthy book, and there were only a few specified places to stop and each time the question I was to pose to the students was odd.  I tried to think of a way to rephrase them, but it didn't seem to help.  To the students' credit - they made an effort to come up with answers even though we all knew we were grasping at straws.  At least we were able to agree and summarize the main point - the descriptive language of the book made it more interesting and helped you understand it more.  (Even if the language of the teacher edition was confusing! Ha!)

Other than that the student had Writer's Workshop time where I basically walk around and try to act like I know what their teacher's rules and expectations are.  I usually am a pretty good guess and the kids don't know I'm taking a stab in the dark! :)

We had a few extra minutes before recess because some students who were supposed to share something weren't ready.  Instead I showed them some of the word/picture puzzles I have in my bag.  For example, one has a big square with the word "think" next to it on the right.  It's supposed to represent the phrase "think outside the box."  I showed that to them as an example, and then flipped to a few others I thought they could get.  They liked that a lot, so I'll have to remember that for next time I go to their class.

As the final tidbit for today, as students were arriving this morning, many of them greeting me by name because I've subbed in their classes in previous years.  As one girl was coming in with her friend I heard her say, "That's Miss Barnes. She's the teacher who taught me how to do math."  Well - I did not know that!  Honestly, that's what I hope for most as a sub - that student will remember me not just because they think I'm nice, but that maybe, just maybe, I taught them something. :)